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 One day Ricky Bobby the race car driver, and Larry the Cable guy decided to go out for new years since they were in New York for that years Redneck Olympics. So, they decided to rent a hotel room since the grumpy New York cops wouldn't let them sleep in their truck on the side of the road. But, since they didn't make reservations before hand, all the hotel rooms in the city were booked and they couldn't get a room. But then, a bellboy whispered to them as they were storming out that there was a penthouse room on the top floor that was owned by a very rich business man, but the business man was never in there. There was a problem with this idea though, they had no way of getting in the penthouse. So they came up with a plan, they would ask a hobo who had a trained monkey named God to climb up the hotels wall into the penthouse window and unlock the door. The hobo obviously agreed to this because its not every day that you meet somebody like Ricky Bobby and Larry the Cable guy. So the monkey climbed up the hotel with ease because he was a good little monkey. Larry and Ricky snuck into the elevator and finally got to their new penthouse only to see the hobo and monkey both in there as well, but they were just like whatever and went to sleep. The End.